The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 30, 2021
April 29, 2021
May 01, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: I'm so glad you could participate in the Elderpark Annual Medical Exam Program. The General: Any time, doc. Woman: Hope it's not too cold for you to remove your shirt, General. The General: Nah. I'm pretty tough. Okay... Woman: Er...just how do you keep those medals on? The General: Like I said....I'm pretty tough.
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
“Had to tack ‘em on! Krazy Glue didn’t hold up!”
Diat60 over 3 years ago
I think the General may be in the wrong type of “retirement” home.
ajr58(1) over 3 years ago
Tryin’ to impress the lady doc ….
blah_duh over 3 years ago
“I once knew a general who had a star tattooed on his chest, just in case he bumped into anyone in the shower.” Hawkeye. (M*A*S*H)
Old Man River over 3 years ago
I had mine tattooed on.