The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for November 21, 2021
Transcript:
Miss Overdunne: Welcome, everyone, to the first Elderpark Rap Slam! On my right, our very own Elderrappers!! Voices: Yeah! Go Mildred! All right!!! Overdunne: And... on my left... from the Centers for Medicare Services.. the government's premier rapper - Fed Head! Man: Hey - E-Town - wazzup people? Voices: Now... we're up first and about to burst. It's all so confusin' are we winnin' or losin'? Is Medicare Part D the plan for me? Will my IRA just dribble away? Man: Now brothers'n'sisters CMS can see... you're all strugglin' with uncertainty!! I'm from the gove'mint - so just trust me!! Woman: That's what you say... but will it be that way? Man: Who're you voting for? Woman: Unhook my bra! Gonna throw it to FedHead! Man: Edna Wilkins!
nicka93 almost 3 years ago
The feds saying “Just trust me” makes me want to run the other way.
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The 3 biggest lies in the world.
1) The check is in the mail
2) I’ll still love you in the morning
3) I’m from the government and I’m here to help you
Diat60 almost 3 years ago
As they say, “old age ain’t easy but it’s better than the alternative”.