The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 24, 2022
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Transcript:
Dusty: Did ya' enjoy the carols, buckaroo? Boy: Sure did, Foster Grandpa! Now I'm drawing a reindeer! Dusty: Let me have a look! Which of the reindeer IS that, pardner? Boy: That's Olive, the naughty reindeer! Dusty: The naughty reindeer? Boy: Don't you ever listen to the words in the song? "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names." Dusty: I gotta listen more to those carols.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 2 years ago
Redolf the rude-nosed reindeer
Had a very naughty nose,
And if you ever saw it
You would blush down to your toes.
All of the other reindeer
Teased till he broke out in hives,
They wouldn’t let poor Redolf
Anywhere near their reindeer wives!
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MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Knock, knock! Whose there? Olive. Olive who. Olive what you want!
Caeruleancentaur over 2 years ago
Funny!
Rogers George Premium Member over 2 years ago
I tell this as a joke. Do you know that Santa actually had 10 reindeer? You know the traditional 8, and number 9 (the kids say Rudolph). Now who’s the tenth reindeer? When they don’t know, I basically say the comic.