Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 22, 2020

The werewolf might want a Moon-roof.

Don’t need that optional makeup mirror either.

I found a vehicle he might like.

https://www.rightathome.net/-/media/images/blog/2019/jan/bloodmobile.ashx?h=443&w=850&la=en&hash=FD4BF116331694BC3F0AAB0CCD1A69540F53B848

How about a cross-rod suspension??

Sunroofs may be hazardous to your health!

The dealer should unload an unsaleable car from the back lot…

by promising the vampire that it really sucks.

Convertible, then?

And he definitely doesn’t want an old Nova, Corona, or a Sunbeam.

Nor a mirror finish wax job.

He might be interested in a moonroof.

They are also called moon roofs.

Problem is, 73 Cadillac hearse isn’t a real chick magnet!

don’t know why he went to that dealership – those guys are bloodsuckers…