I would think that you should squirt into your ear.
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RAGs over 4 years ago
I would think that you should squirt into your ear.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
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Zykoic over 4 years ago
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Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
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ForrestOverin over 4 years ago
Available in chocolate or menthol.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Follow the directions on the label ……spread evenly over skull for the full effects…..
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Don’t get your mind in a jam! In addition to “Existential”, also available in “Ennui” and “Schadenfreude”.
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I bought your product.”
“Well, that was stupid.”
“I shouldn’t have done it. It did nothing!”
“I disagree. You’re smarter already.”
“I want my money back!”
“OK, here’s ANOTHER chance to learn something…”
Linguist over 4 years ago
It will never replace good ole American Brain Bleach!
comixbomix over 4 years ago
So, he’s toast…
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
Be sure to use mental floss afterward.
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
To reverse the effects, just turn on the tv.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
For those seeking to preserve their sense of self.