You know what makes me creative. Avoiding parties. Not all parties, just the ones I want to avoid. Stories sail through my mind like fireflies on gossamer wings in a Hawaiian breeze.
Why do all those methods he uses have no sources of inspiration? Skim through books and magazines, Flip through TV channels. Do random searches on the Internet. Go where all the ideas are. Sheesh!
I hope they’re small vending machine packages. Even three of those would be too much — I think they’re usually six in a pack, so that would be 18 Oreos. But God help him if each package is the standard one you get in the supermarket.
KOKOPELLeigh over 4 years ago
The swirly steam rising is always my favorite.
SHIVA over 4 years ago
I think his gluttony at this point is related to diabetes. Or does he care!!!!
jmworacle over 4 years ago
I like to think of them as “tummy tamers”.
Jonathan Mason over 4 years ago
I don’t understand the appeal of Oreos – they are dry and tasteless.
DavidHenna over 4 years ago
Not if you put them in your mouth to moisten them!
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
After 3 packages of Oreos, I think tummy would be getting “creative”
aerilim over 4 years ago
Poor Laura is raising four kids by herself….
Holilubillkori Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yep…. Marry one and give birth to the rest..
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
You know what makes me creative. Avoiding parties. Not all parties, just the ones I want to avoid. Stories sail through my mind like fireflies on gossamer wings in a Hawaiian breeze.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Cardiologist?
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Maybe he needs to mix things up. He could try Golden Double Stuffed Oreos of if he’s looking for an international perspective Vienna Fingers.
banjinshiju over 4 years ago
He might need to fry them first.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Thinkin biscuits. Love it
Egjen Skis Premium Member over 4 years ago
Agreed, I wish I could told my Mom they are called “Thinking Biscuits”.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
If he keeps this up whatever he does come up with is gonna be very Stephen Kingish.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
All those Oreos would make him sleepy. Checked your blood sugar lately Adam?
Cactus-Pete over 4 years ago
Why do all those methods he uses have no sources of inspiration? Skim through books and magazines, Flip through TV channels. Do random searches on the Internet. Go where all the ideas are. Sheesh!
Willywise52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Obesity O’s.
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
I hope they’re small vending machine packages. Even three of those would be too much — I think they’re usually six in a pack, so that would be 18 Oreos. But God help him if each package is the standard one you get in the supermarket.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
None of those address the fundamental problem.
hammytech over 4 years ago
I’d really like some “thinkin’ bisquits”… but not without a glass of “ponder cream”