Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2020

Bootleneck at the factory, maybe!!!!

I hope they matched.

There goes my last pair of soles…many happy returns….

Don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do?

There is at least on real store with a similar name:

https://goodytwoshoozstore.com/

Somebody help, please. I got nothin’.

Sale: half off for one shoe…

Act now! Supply is limited.

I worked catering with a woman named Goody. We would change out of our setup shoes before service. One day she left hers behind. I brought them back to the office and left a note, “Goody’s two shoes”.

He gave them to her at no charge. So she got the goods on him.

Sixteenth century short form of goodwife. A married woman of modest means.

I have a copy (just a copy) of the 1888 McLoughlin Brothers book publication of “Goody Two-Shoes”. Things were a little different 132 years ago…