F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 26, 2020

I don’t know what’s more depressing: the “Open Other End” label on the bottom of the jar, or the fact that some people need it.

Water, polydextros, pectin, locust bean…You idiot, those are the ingredients.

She appears … underwhelmed.

So he made a PB and J with chips on the side?

Please print the recipe. I’d like to learn how to make a PBJ.

Yes, it’s silly for a PBJ, but I have gotten some of my best recipes from package labels.