Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 19, 2020

He?

I guess this hermaphroditic bovine is hotter than a pepper sprout!

This is just udderly silly!

The bovine-resembling creature also does “Folsom Bison Blues”, “Ribs of Fire” and “Cow in Black”.

Can he sing “Ring of Fire”?

That black cow drank a few too many redbulls?

Bullboobs too much fast food.

and i’m reading this in the john

those city slickers will believe that bull, too…

all this time he has been hiding his true-self.

He’s the Johnny Cash cow

SHAME on you, Dan.

Shall I point out that Male cattle don’t have udders? Or that they aren’t called cows?

The anatomically incorrect Johnny Cash-cow.

An escapee from GREEN ACRES?

They grade and separate their cattle by age..veal up to beef jerky

Meanwhile, “Back at the Barnyard”…