FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 19, 2020

I’M MELTING! MEEEEEEELLLLLLLTINGGGGGG…. ASDCTFUGHDCUETZTRSIRYSRY

Paige would go running for the magnifying glass to help speed up the process.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/09/06

It took me a minute. the first four panels are what Jason is HOPING will happen, right?

Jason will need to add a small speaker to the wax-Jason. And have it say, “Help me! Help me! I’m melting!”

Calvin seems almost normal now.

How to traumatize your sister in 5 easy lessons. LOL!!!

Nearly forty years ago I was in London with my parents during an unusual heat wave and we were discussing what to do—I suggested Madame Tussaud’s as it was one of the few buildings open with air conditioning!

Why are you holding the door open letting all the flies in?

Anyone remember “Meltdown (At Madame Tusseaud’s”?

That’s…actually a really good idea. Potentially traumatizing…but still a really good idea.

Jason has misjudged his sister’s level of concern. There is no way she’d stand there long enough to see any appreciable change.

Jason either has in lockdown played everything computer and video game they have, or Andy has severely limited his playtime therein, if he is this bored. You just know in the past four months he already finished all his schoolwork; maybe even up to at least the sixth grade.

Why was she scared when “Jason” melted?

If you’ve ever mowed an Oklahoma lawn in August, you know the feeling.

Silly Jason. There’s no need to cover the screen, unless the page you’re watching somehow shows your plan to make a fake Jason.

Different kinds of meltdown.

Maybe Wax Jason opened the Ark of the Covenant?

paige would probably be happy he melted…

I guess he hasn’t gotten to the part that says that hair, clothes, glasses, and (often) bodies are not made of wax, so they don’t melt.

I think Jason’s watched “House of Wax” one too many times.

I wish he would post comics more often

Love it!

(Ew) [gross]

There is a wax museum in Washington D.C… I think. But anyway, it is awesome there!