Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 21, 2020

Get going little turtle if you don’t hurry something might grab you before making it to the water.

“First things first. You can make further plans later.”

If you don’t get to the sea, you’ll never have sex. That should get you going, right?

Dude, you’ve got three choices:

1. get swooped up by one of those birds, and you won’t have to worry about the rest of your life – you’re dinner.

2. get scooped up by one of those two-legged things along the beach, then you will be a hostage for the rest of your life.

3. get into the water, swim out to sea, then you can worry about what you’ll do for the rest of your life as you try and survive the seals, sharks, whales – and the two-legged idiot’s drag nets.

Yeah, get a few baby steps out of the way first.

Watch out for drinking straws!

With a life span of 75+ years, there’ll be plenty of time later for navel contemplating. Now, move!

If you don’t get to the sea pretty quickly there will be no “rest of your life”!

Stay present. Good advice for turtles and humans.

He looks shell shocked…

There’s one more kid that will never go to school. Never get to fall in love. Never get to be cool… Thanx Neil

Hmmmm I think I’ll update my avatar…..tomorrow!

Just ride the EAC little dudes and watch out for the jellies!!

The predators know when and where the turtles hatch. They’re so cute and then it’s damned depressing (unless you’re a shark or a bird who eats turtles)