Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 02, 2020

Don’t hold back now. Tell him how you really feel.

Used to hate that question.

Now that I’m retired, I have a whole different answer for that question…

True !

You tell him, Broom-Hilda! He’s power-tripping….

“What I will be doing in five years hasn’t been invented yet.” A legitimate answer for an IT person.

Where do you want to be in 5 years? A retired lottery winner was always my answer

I suspect Broomie has been lying about her age, and that she has more than 1500.. on the other hand, 1500, 1505, I thought by then it would not make a difference

If I told you 5 years ago that I would be stuck in my apartment by order of the Governor of New Jersey and that the Governor also made it a law that I had to wear a mask outside, you would certainly tell me to get off your desk.

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I never got asked that question. Probably just as well, since my answer to anyone who thought that was relevant to doing a good job would have been, “The same place as I see myself in five minutes… elsewhere.”

“Hello unemployment office? Yes, I went to the job interview. Surprisingly, they didn’t hire me. Please send me my check”

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Funny for Broom Hilda, not funny for a lot of hurting people out there. Job hunting sucks, and my warmest wishes to those beating the bushes while living on unemployment checks

I would loved to see Broomy’s resume.

One if the dumbest questions is asking a computer programmer, “Do you work well with others.”

Great, you can work in HR.

I see myself in the same place I’m in now.

Never knew Broom Hilda was so small