Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 02, 2020

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    Is it because they are celebrities that they don’t have to obey the commandments or does not obeying the commandments make them celebrities ?

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    Or as Leona Helmsley said " Rules are for the Little people "

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    TwilightFaze  over 4 years ago

    I remember a painting where Moses threw the Commandments at an orgy. I’d like to think it hit this guy on the head.

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    I went to the store a few days ago. Some privileged person was parked blocking the door to get in and out. People pushing their grocery carts had to maneuver to get around him. As I got closer… a lady with no mask strolled out and slowly put her groceries into the car.

    If these people can think the LAW does not apply to them… why would they think Commandments would???

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    in.amongst  over 4 years ago

    IMO, celebs are a socio-cultural carve up.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    I always wonder who hears confession at the Vatican or if they even need it. I mean they all lead such exemplary lives they shouldn’t need to.

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    Can rich people bribe the judge?

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    braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago

    All them evangelicals all obey all the commandments.

    Sure.

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    #TraitorTrump

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Depends on where you want to end up.

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.“

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    RussellRogerBe1  over 4 years ago

    When the governor of your state jogs past you on the boardwalk with his full protection detail ahead and behind and they are ALL wearing masks while running, you know he is serious about his face mask executive order.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 4 years ago

    Entirely agree. Should be shot.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “And not CEOs or the rich…not a question.”

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    pheets  over 4 years ago

    We still have folks leaving their masks and gloves on the ground, if they gear up at all… Just walk out the door, strip and drop. Disgustingly lazy.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Rules are made by politicians owned by the rich.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I only see one celebrity in that crowd.

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    bbenoit  over 4 years ago

    I want to know what was on the other, third, tablet that Moses is purported to have smashed?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    People get away with whatever other people let them get away with. So why shouldn’t they try?

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    phredturner  over 4 years ago

    They have evolved into the Ten Suggestions

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    dot-the-I  over 4 years ago

    “Hey, Moses, What do those I’s, V’s and X’s mean?”

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 4 years ago

    “The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… Oy… ten! TEN Commandments! For all to obey!” Number 11 was “Wear a mask during pandemics,” Number 12 was “Maintain social distancing during pandemics.” Number 13 was “Never elect a television personality president.” Number 14 was “Take care of the earth, you don’t get a do-over.” And Number 15 was “Especially pay attention to #13.”

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    …and their agents?

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Legislators

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    New Bible Translation; the WIT (the Word Imparted to Trump). As seen on TV. Coming soon to an evangelical bookstore near you.

    (For the New Testament only, look for the “Half WIT.”)

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The Golden Ass makes its appearance.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    “…and politicians?”

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    Because of the extreme controversy that has regularly occurred in these forums regarding the wearing of masks, here are the latest findings that officially remove doubt from the matter:https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/25/health/face-mask-guidance-covid-19/index.html

    All this link does is debunk personal opinion and establishes what common-sense should have told us all along: masks save lives, on both ends of the deal. I hope this helps put an end to the endless opinionated debates. If this single link isn’t sufficient, follow the other links. The evidence is growing, studies are being conducted, officially there is no question.

    This will be re-posted on several comic forums, since several comic forums have been used to provide misleading information about masks. The debate is over. Wear a mask. Help save lives.

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    Snoots  over 4 years ago

    This typifies the American mentality (nay, the WORLD mentality):

    My father once told me the two major causes of car accidents are speeding and failure to use turn signals. It is logical then that if one doesn’t speed, and always uses turn signals, the chances of having a car accident are greatly reduced.

    Regardless of the reality that just about everyone knows these things, people still speed and lazily / arrogantly refuse to use turn signals… and hang the consequences.

    And then we wonder why Covid cases are increasing on a daily basis. “He who is faithful in what is least is faithful also in much.” He who is an idiot in what is least…

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    bepapa  over 4 years ago

    And Democrats

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    willie_mctell  over 4 years ago

    Corollary to Gregory House, MD’s law: People cheat.

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    mikeywilly  over 4 years ago

    The enforcer is a BIT more final in his decisions. re. The people of Sodom & Gomorrah.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 4 years ago

    Entitled people and Karens, not just for Reddit stories.

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    wjbillthompson  over 4 years ago

    And politicians

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    ron  over 4 years ago

    The Roman Numerals for 6 through 8 are written backwards (on the tablet in Moses’ left hand). Normally they’d be “VI” VII" and “VIII”.But, since those numbers were invented long after Moses got the tablets perhaps they belong to another civilization altogether.

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    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    What about politicians, CEOs, most religious people, most people in power….

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    Madzdad the bard  over 4 years ago

    And politicians apparently.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 4 years ago

    That was no “lady”.

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    vanaals  over 4 years ago

    The first agent, yes. The politicians and lawyers made their exceptions before Moses was even half-way down the mountain.

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    jbruins84341  over 4 years ago

    I was in Walmart the other day. There is a sign posted at the door which is plain for all to read that says, “NO PETS. Service animals welcome.” I was at the self-check, and two people in a row came to the neighboring terminal with little dogs in their arms. I really doubt that a something-poo qualifies as a service animal. Just to be clear, an emotional support animal is NOT a service animal. You can get an ESA license for any animal by paying some money and you get a tag. I know; my daughter-in-law did so. A service animal has been through intensive training to help a disabled person. Why to these people think the rules do not apply to them?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 4 years ago

    America: TV and movie celebrities get the most votes.

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