Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 09, 2020

At least it wasn’t pepper…

Jesus says salt is good (Luke 14:34). Horses like salt. Sometimes I think these horses are anthropomorphic or something.

He’s in a pickle now.

The dump truck driver was charged with assault. Somebody was going to say this sooner or later; thought I would get it over with.

Ummmm, maybe a smidgin, but it’s good!

Horace… just say YES and let it go… BTW, looks like the truck driver took a powder… or were you driving…?

Although you can lead a horse to water, and can’t make him drink, you can salt his oats so he will want to drink. (Remedy for too much salt in the soup is to add a potato, trivial fact for the day.)

Maybe. just a taaaaaad.

Be careful when adding bouillon. It is almost pure salt.

An old trick to get someone else to do the cooking..

Maybe she’s trying to kill him through hypertension.

Perhaps his tastes are being assaulted

Onion salt,garlic salt,celery salt,salt,bouillon cube and some chicken.