Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “Nothing. Just sign at the Rex…I mean X…”

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    You two have nothing to worry about.

    The dog is a Golden Blazer Retriever.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yeah, they let the dog out.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    See that border around the flower bed? Yeah?

    That’s headstones.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    “No…in fact, a celebrity used to live here! Now let’s all go meet your new neighbor, a Mr. [checks clipboard] …Mr. E. Fudd…”

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    There is a fitness center next door with a personal trainer who will keep fit at no charge!

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    Hope that’s an Elvis hound dog (he ain’t never caught a rabbit)…

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Rex is not stupid, it’s too hot out to chase anything. He’ll just stay in the air and watch you from the window.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago

    well, there’s that pesky possibility that you might be torn asunder at any moment….

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    Call Zebra to get some advice

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    swanridge  over 4 years ago

    You can spot a real estate agent a mile away… even if they’re a rabbit!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, the neighbors have a garden protection program.

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