“No, those jeans don’t make you look fat. The ice cream makes you look fat.”
Unless Herb wants to be on a diet too the answer is always: “No, you look great!”.
Last time my wife went on a diet, I lost three kilos.
Of course not, she has a hourglass figure. Perfect. Dump what’s his name and marry me.
“Only if it would make you more comfortable. You look great to me.”
Danger, Will Robinson!
Start eating a Twix bar
Stand up, hug her, and say, “Nope. You fit.”.
A. You’re in trouble B. You’really in trouble. C. You’re screwed.
The answer you’re looking for is “Why?”
eromlig over 4 years ago
“No, those jeans don’t make you look fat. The ice cream makes you look fat.”
Carl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unless Herb wants to be on a diet too the answer is always: “No, you look great!”.
david_42 over 4 years ago
Last time my wife went on a diet, I lost three kilos.
preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
Of course not, she has a hourglass figure. Perfect. Dump what’s his name and marry me.
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
“Only if it would make you more comfortable. You look great to me.”
mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago
Danger, Will Robinson!
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Start eating a Twix bar
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago
Stand up, hug her, and say, “Nope. You fit.”.
jmworacle over 4 years ago
A. You’re in trouble B. You’really in trouble. C. You’re screwed.
Jayneknox over 4 years ago
The answer you’re looking for is “Why?”