Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 02, 2020

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    “On the count of three:

    one, two, two and a half, two and three quarters, two and seven eighths, …."

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    lee85736  over 4 years ago

    If my eyes had been located where my feet were I would have found it much easier to jump from the high dive.

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    Geophyzz  over 4 years ago

    The high-dive in our small town never closes – the bridge over the river is at least ten metres above the water; and it must have been Caulfield we saw yesterday. Canoeing up to the bridge, we saw two kids jump; so we stopped to watch the third as he stood holding the railing. When we shouted that the river, a busy waterway, was clear, he replied, “But I’m scared to jump!”

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Well that was embarrassing…

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    cabalonrye  over 4 years ago

    There should be a sign at the bottom of the high dive saying: one way only. Stragglers will be pushed…. encouraged.

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    car2ner  over 4 years ago

    oh, now I miss the days when I was a kid and would enjoy that adrenaline rush of jumping off of the high dive…key word is Jump. Not Dive

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    jdbligh  over 4 years ago

    Is his name Agnes?

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    russef  over 4 years ago

    That was probably Trump thinking about taking that step down the platform.

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    Ralph Newbill  over 4 years ago

    Push him!

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 4 years ago

    Never was able to commit, to use the spring of the board. There are those who are comfortable up there, and those who aren’t . I was always in the aren’t group. I did it, both jumped and dived, and survived, always hated it, but group pressure is a great motivator.

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    gmu328  over 4 years ago

    I would have done it if time hadn’t run out …

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    mfrasca  over 4 years ago

    He can hold hands with Agnes and they can jump together.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Frazz the only safety they were worried about, was the financial safety of the city. Lawsuits have taken so much away from the USA. In fact our tourist beach town used to have lifeguards until people tried suing the city because the lifeguard couldn’t save the morons that went out in rip tides. Americans just don’t take responsibility for their actions, and look for someone else to blame.

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    Seed_drill  over 4 years ago

    Our school did’t have a pool, but used a nearby community pool that had an actual diving platform, way above “high dive” level. Something tells me they don’t let students jump off of that thing anymore.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I crawled out to the end and then stood up and toppled over (deliberately). After that it was easy: Canonballs, particularly with one leg extended can cause a spout of water that’s slightly under directional control… and the life guard was often my older sister…

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