B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 11, 2020

Grayscale – When it doesn’t matter what color the new scale is, because you can’t see it when you stand on it anyway.

Learning new things makes more wrinkles in your brain. But 2020 has been so dull with the quarantine… people are beginning to revert to a smoother mind scale. So it is a Gray-Scale!

(Smirk!)

Pete laments that he is not getting any younger and the damsels (he eats) aren’t getting any less chewy.

I’m sure Pete felt like an ash!

There may be snow on the rooftop, but there’s still a fire in the hearth …

I was sort of proud of my white beard until I needed to get a new job. Sad, that.

Puff The Magic Dragon lived by the sea.

Pete should have tried a grassy green dye….

Thought that old dragon scales just turned pale green.

And Puff only thought he was staying young…

Serious question here about the real meaning of “grayscale”… We already had the terms “black and white” and “monochrome”, so how is grayscaled any different?

always figure Puff the dragon was grey all the time

D-

And.. possibly, coming down with a bad case of dragon Psoriasis.

That joke is old enough to have been told by dead Johnny himself.