Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 27, 2020

“How do you look at yourself in the mirror?”

Where are the bodies buried?…..

“One olive or two?”

On my side.

“How do I sleep at night?” If at all possible, I sleep in a bed.

… or how do you tie your shoes in the morning?

Senator Batson D. Belfry: “I sleep well at night. I just count all the pretty lambs to fleece so I don’t get bent out of sheep.”

Yes, how do you sleep at night on your left side or right side?

Luckily, my conscience is easily distracted.

“How much can you be bought for?”

“Have You No Sense of Decency?”