Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2020

“Have you no Swiss? At long last, have you no Swiss, sir?”

That guy is up to no gouda.

I think he didn’t age well.

He is an underacheeser.

Immature cheese

“Peely cheese!”

He defected down the street to a traitoria.

pretty soon they’re gonna tell him to just cheese it…

There’s definitely some holes in his plan!

I have to ask myself, how exactly authoritative IS a bun and a jar of pickles?

He’s all shredded up…

The USA may also go downhill thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, so is the movie business!

At least he’s wearing PPE

any way you slice it, he’s ripe for something new…

Time to Kraft an escape plan…

So say the Burgermeister and a really big dill.

He’s definitely artificial.

Bob

What, no Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? I’m out of here!

Where’s the beef?

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.” Or is that “first”?

Canadian cheese might be a good fit for him.

Man, who cut the cheese?

Processed cheese food…

Sliced cheese: always in “ferment”!

Ah, he just another cheesed-off American. If every disaffected American actually defected to Canada, who would pay our taxes?