Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 14, 2020

Boy, does Lexy NOT know Rip! Almost every time Rip crosses his giggling fists with Skull jaws, their insurance premiums skyrocket.

Rip said a lot in today’s strip, and all without uttering a word.

“Needs” is such an ugly ka-word.

“…kill you grossly…”? Roberta Flack (and the Fugees) approve of this parody line.

Giggling fists means rising premiums.

ka-hmo

You’re next. honey.

KA-INSURANCE PREMIUMS!

Funny Lexy should say “through the roof.” That’s where Rip’s going to toss those goons next!

Gee, Lexy… Maybe SKULL should find other ways to make the money they need. A car wash, perhaps…?

If he borrowed Phantom’s ring, the henchmen wouldn’t have to get skull tattoos.

I am not gross and I wish people would stop calling me Lee.

“Hey babe, be happy their still breathing.”