Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for January 07, 2023

I have delusions of competence.

“So Begins The Task” Stephen Stills CSN

And you never disappoint us.

It bears repeating only because it is probably the high point of your day.

When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary.

But he said “paltry” and " inadequate" were already taken.

Thank you Speaker McCarthy.