Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for January 11, 2023

Which, for a certain subset of guests, is about fifteen seconds after their arrival

Thanks, Ashley – it’s about time someone wrote that down.

I never over-stay anywhere, best to leave ‘em wishing I would.

Just meet in a cheap saloon and get it over with. Maybe, just maybe, a bowl of pretzels with Ranch dressing. If you really like them, and they’ll split the tab, some Tapas.

I once told an uninvited “guest” (SO’s insane mother) to get the FO after she told me I had to be nice to her because she was a guest. She never came back. (It was my house, not his.)

Yes, there is

Seldom written, and almost as seldom actually “agreed”.