Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 17, 2020

I don’t think “record-holder” is the point, Frank.

Not in Andy’s case anyway.

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Well, he ain’t lyin’.

Well, leave it to Andy to weasel out of some farm work.

May 2010, a retired headteacher, Frank Bartlett, 67, set the world record at 5 hours and 30 minutes. beating the previous record of 5 hours 26 minutes at a fundraising event in Whittington, Staffordshire on Sunday.

Huh? Andy never holds such a record. He constantly _breaks them.

Good ol’ Andy will ferret his way out of this one, too!

And Frank Burns was called ferret face by BJ Honneycut. Hmm.

Oh, we all have a dubious record or two. Mine has to do with marriages, pancake syrup, shotguns, and angry fathers.

So, it appears that ferret-legging is still a thing. Why else would there be a ferret farm?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret-legging

One hundred four, 104, CIV… anyway you write it we have a new world record!

I can provide numerous references.

Ferret-legging sounds like a good way to get a painful Darwin award – removing oneself from the gene pool.

That calls for a celebration, I’ll be at the pub.

Andy’s a bit of a ferret himself … He can weasel out of anything. He should fit right in!

Do they kill the ferrets in the same fashion as minks, chinchillas and other furry little creatures for coats and collars?

I hope Frank is raising those ferrets to be sold in pet shops and not to be made into fur coats.