Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 15, 2020

gotta make sure Andy’s a man of his word

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp making an angry statement to Jack the barman turns out to Jack the barman turns out that it’s a blessing , but a promise by Andy is not worth the paper it is written on :o) my avatar today is a statement that shows that the less you exercise , the longer you live which one would you chose , I would chose the turtle but I have too much to do :o{ how was your day? ours will be very busy because this morning at 10.00 am a man who is also a friend is coming to fix my drainage system but we should cope I hope , take care and BCNU pal

And it’s not even closing time yet.

I wouldn’t believe him if he swore he was lying.

“The last time”? That bar owner should be so lucky!

I’m sure he can write. But not that.

Famous last words Andy.

“I’ve been tossed out of better places than this! You’ll miss me custom, so you will…”

If every pub got it in writing, there would be no place for andy to go.

Right, Jack. You just can’t be too sure these days! :D

With all the brain cells he’s loss, it’s good to get it writing.

Careful, Andy. Once the ink dries, it’s official. Just get yerself ’ome!

xxx

@Afficionado

I am typing this comment to you from a carvery restaurant. I arrived over an hour ago and the staff have been superb talking us through the new guidelines.

Got no plans for the rest of the week.

Stay safe and well, pal. What time did the man come to repair the drainage system?

Sad news to report that Paula Tilbrook (who played Flo in the Andy Capp TV Series) has died age 89. She portrayed Flo perfectly.

R.I.P

Somehow, I doubt Andy actually means that, (Or that he’ll write that), unfortunately for the bartender.