Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 29, 2020

Don’t take the dog to a vet. Take him to a shelter. Let someone else have the problem for a change…

Chas learned to start with a hammer to Poncho’s head.

now who’s going to feed Poncho whilst Chaz is about to have chiropractic surgery and recover therefrom?

“I told you ‘No vet today, Droolia has an appointment today!’”

Not to read this strip!

We’ve learned you’re a bad dog. BAD dog!

Next time Chazz slip him a Debbie Downer pill ;-)

Definition of irony: this strip

So, literally biting the hand that feeds him.

Hmmmm, small dog. Throw the doggie treat into the travel kennel and while he goes in, close the door; no more problem with an uncooperative small dog.

Save money on a vet.

He saw through the deception when you told him he was going to get “tutored”…

Avoid the hospital/vet. Good lesson. It’s a slippery slope. Very slippery.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia?

At first glance I thought Poncho bit him, then noticed where the stars were.

Put his butt in a carrier. He’s small enough.

Put a sedative in his food.