Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2020

That’s cruel, Lizzy! No wonder Breezy never invited you to the wedding(besides being behind bars).

Ka-RINGER GATORS!

So Lexy’s smart enough to bring in outside gators, but too dumb to know that Rip is going to find a work-around. The good part is that, if Breezy survives, she’ll be the only thing keeping Lexy safe from Rip.

I predict a Ka-Wilhelm Scream will be heard in the near future…from Lexy.

Rip’s best buddies are… those gators

···sǝᴉppnq ʇsǝq sˌdᴉꓤ ǝɹɐ sɹoʇɐɓ ǝsoɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ uᴉsnoɔ ๅᴉʌƎ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝๅʇʇᴉꓶ

Are the "gators from Tampa more pissed at Rip than the ones from Jacksonville, or, Gainesville?

ka-import

By “attention to detail,” I’m assuming that Rip is referring to the way Lexy isn’t using contractions. Well, except for the “don’t” in Panel 2…!

Lexy is MEAN!

If Skull has had the map (with the secret family recipe on the back) all this time, why haven’t THEY gone after the treasure?

TNT to the rescue?

Tampa alligators!? Oooh…Lexy isn’t playing. Tampa alligators are vicious.

KA-TAMPA!

Please let the local gators be organizing a rescue… And what do the Tampa alligators have against Rip, anyway?

so do the alligators also know about Rip’s giggling fists?

I hope Breezy smacks the tar out of Lexy when she gets free!

Hmm, that’s pretty long range planning on her part. But I bet Rip’s gators can rip those lazy Tampa gators to shreds.