Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 23, 2020

Now there is a bunch of poker faces.

The three of them just sealed their doom. They just don’t know it yet.

Diving for a sunken “TREAURE”… LOL

Laugh all you want now, eevil fiends. But he who laughs last laughs longest.

I hope he’s going to strap on a tank instead of doing a pearl diver.

“It even was stupid to ask.”

Ask a silly question… Of course, Rip and Breezy will (eventually,) have the last laugh. I’m just surprised that between giggles Lexy isn’t leering at Rip.

It’s a good thing Rip goes on so many thrilling and calorie-consuming adventures. Otherwise, all of that monologuing and expositing he does over stacks of pancakes wouldn’t allow him to fit into that speedo.

gotta to wonder why Rip doesn’t just beat up the bad guys (and girl) and rescue Breezy

(Of course they’ll let her go… into the crocs… but we know who laughs last :) )

Has anyone suggested that the sunken pirate treasure is bottles of rum?

Just for that no treasure for you.

KA-SNICKER!

Sounds like Rip’s knuckles aren’t the only thing that’s giggling. Man, they are really asking for it!

Uh, I see one of those goons has a hand where it shouldn’t be. He needs to move it, or lose it.

Strange. There are just three of them, and yet I distinctly detect four sets of giggles.

Oh, well.

Ka-he who laughs last…

Come on snap their necks and get Breezy.

So now Rip do you know if you are careful, both Breezy and you will be RIP????