Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 23, 2020

I think you mean ‘patients’, Horace. If they were your clients, you’d be a lawyer helping them sue the drink company…

But it tastes better if you drink it from a fancy glass.

It’s not half full. It’s not had empty. It’s simply half a glass of whatever beverage.

But he said a glass of soda. I thought only cola was bad for teeth. What about sugarless soda ?

True! dentists make out like bandits with the carelessness off his patients……

The glass is at the same time both half full and half empty, until we collapse the wave form by drinking the contents and/or refilling the glass.

BARTENDER… “Would you like a refill”…?

Some people worry if the glass is half full, or half empty. Me? I just drink whatever’s in the glass. – Sophia Petrillo

The glass is engineered to a 2X fill capacity for safety

But…but…I ordered a lemonade, not a soda!

Engineer: You’re using the wrong size glass

ah yes evil dentist

Me: burp My glass of soda is completely empty!

Huh? Who chews soft drinks?

Only if they don’t brush their teeth.

If somebody’s filling it, it’s half full. If you’re emptying it, it’s halfway to empty. If you’re on your way to market, you’re halfway there; when you pass that same spot on the way back, you’re halfway home.

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