One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nineIt’s the Ten Duel CommandmentsIt’s the Ten Duel CommandmentsNumber oneThe challenge, demand satisfactionIf they apologize, no need for further actionNumber twoIf they don’t, grab a friend, that’s your secondYour lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckonedNumber threeHave your seconds meet face to faceNegotiate a peaceOr negotiate a time and placeThis is commonplace, ‘specially ’tween recruitsMost disputes die, and no one shootsNumber fourIf they don’t reach a peace, that’s alrightTime to get some pistols and a doctor on siteYou pay him in advance, you treat him with civilityYou have him turn around so he can have deniabilityFiveDuel before the sun is in the skyPick a place to die where it’s high and dryNumber sixLeave a note for your next of kinTell ’em where you beenPray that hell or heaven lets you inSevenConfess your sinsReady for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponentNumber eightYour last chance to negotiateSend in your seconds, see if they can set the record straightNumber nineLook ’em in the eye, aim no higherSummon all the courage you requireThen countOne two three fourFive six seven eight nineNumberTen pacesSQUIRT!
allen@home over 4 years ago
Maybe those super shooters are filled with ice water. That would feel even better.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
The only thing missing is the spaghetti western music playing in the background!
A R V reader over 4 years ago
It’s a win win duel.
bobbyferrel over 4 years ago
Won’t the witch go up in smoke if she gets wet?
andersjg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Looks like fun! Beats getting shot at for real.
redback over 4 years ago
he gets refreshed, she melts. The result depends on how fond is Gaylord of Broomie
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Where the loser is also the winner
s.gottlieb over 4 years ago
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nineIt’s the Ten Duel CommandmentsIt’s the Ten Duel CommandmentsNumber oneThe challenge, demand satisfactionIf they apologize, no need for further actionNumber twoIf they don’t, grab a friend, that’s your secondYour lieutenant when there’s reckoning to be reckonedNumber threeHave your seconds meet face to faceNegotiate a peaceOr negotiate a time and placeThis is commonplace, ‘specially ’tween recruitsMost disputes die, and no one shootsNumber fourIf they don’t reach a peace, that’s alrightTime to get some pistols and a doctor on siteYou pay him in advance, you treat him with civilityYou have him turn around so he can have deniabilityFiveDuel before the sun is in the skyPick a place to die where it’s high and dryNumber sixLeave a note for your next of kinTell ’em where you beenPray that hell or heaven lets you inSevenConfess your sinsReady for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponentNumber eightYour last chance to negotiateSend in your seconds, see if they can set the record straightNumber nineLook ’em in the eye, aim no higherSummon all the courage you requireThen countOne two three fourFive six seven eight nineNumberTen pacesSQUIRT!
ucomicsrwd Premium Member over 4 years ago
Who’s the loser, when you don’t mind getting wet?
chain gang charlie over 4 years ago
Which one loaded his squirt gun with vinegar, soap, and lemon juice?…
All’s fair when everyone does it…
Aim for the eyes….
Was more fun that way….
Tough neighborhood….
Friendships to last a lifetime too…
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Irwin as Master of the Duel in a top hat reminds me of Mr. Lincoln. Let Gaylord and Broom-Hilda squirt it out by the rules of the Field of Honor!