Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 21, 2020

It’s the one he lies so much that he has never left it in a patient.

“My First Scalpel”

But this one comes with a spork!

Where’s the one with Waldo on it?

Mother said don’t play with sharp objects.

Is Big Bird on the clamps ?

Your surgery this morning is brought to you this morning by Sesame Street!

“Like a Surgeon…. cuttin’ for the very first time!” (Weird Al)

it’s the one he was programmed to prefer when he was a defenseless new baby, sat before the tv to be children’s PROGRAMMED & become a good little consumer of merchandise in Capitalismland.

Is he operating on that patient or tickling him?

This strip really tickled me.

No matter how you slice it …

Then pass me the blunt scissors with the plastic handles.

Cutting edge humor.

I hope the patient isn’t ticklish (Tickle-me-Elmo scalpel).

Hee hee, that tickles!

Next time use the medical term: Sesame Scalpel.

Suture-me-elmo?