Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 25, 2020

Still a problem.

Ugh, and Hack Hack!!!

turning a housecleaning disaster into a fashion disaster…

She gives new meaning to the name, ‘Cat Lady’.

Really? You ought to have carded the hairball wool and made yarn of it, then knitted it. Yeah, yeah, it wouldn’t have had the same effect.

…“at a certain point”…It’s called the Twilight Zone.

eeewwh

I wonder if she raises dust bunnies.

I just cleaned up a hairball deposit; hairballs look way worse than that!

Now I have the heebeejeebees

If I could figure out a commercial use for dog fluff, I’d be a rich man.

Dog Fluff sounds like it should be a town in Arkansas.

At the rate she’s losin’ hairballs, she may have a modesty problem by the time she gets home.

Gag me with a catnip chew toy!

The comments today are purrticularly funny.

Gotta love those glasses – how do they stay on their heads?

Turn the hairballs into thread.

I have a sign which states “Cat Fur is Just Part of the Decor of the House”. I have two vacuum cleaners and a carpet cleaner which I stopped putting away years ago. I swear I could knit another cat. Cleaning litter boxes qualifies as a part time job. What is it about 3 a.m. and hairballs?

Back in the 50s I had an idea for a safety device built into the steering wheel that would chuck an enormous hairball onto your chest, just before a collision. I could have been soooooo rich, as the inventor of the “hairbag”. :)

So she has cat hair all over because her cat sheds. What is the opportunity she’s referring to? I don’t get it.

gack

Hackcessorizing.

Except for the fleas.