WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 11, 2020

It’s not grabbing, it is sharing.

Ya think?

Bet you she’s on some kind fad diet! Fry Thieves justification " it’s just one, Hun!"

If that fence was higher, it could qualify as a sneeze guard or aid for social distancing.

I wonder what he substituted for land mines.

Is Owen related to trump?

It’s bad etiquette to grab anything off someone’s plate…

If you want fries… order fries.

The one that really gets me is when they want a piece of your steak. That they didn’t order because it was too expensive.

“If I wanted someone to grab fries off my plate, I would have married a seagull.” https://www.gocomics.com/false-knees/2020/08/10

It’s not that, Barbara. You’re a self-proclaimed vegan, dear. Own it.

This one really made me laugh; my wife is a food stealer, and more surprising, her sister has done that to me in restaurants, without even asking! Just grabs a bite sometimes…so, I want this guy’s plate defense for myself.

The traditional method is to eat them with a fork.

Not only does he not “love” it, but he hates it enough that he’s reconsidering why he married such a rude, self-centered, callous glutton in the first place, and has an appointment with an attorney tomorrow to begin divorce proceedings.

I love the latest McDonald’s commercial: order an extra fries for your dining companion even if they say they don’t want any otherwise they’ll eat yours! So true!

Why do women do that? Then their children think it is OK to do that to guests. Is it a “pretending to stay on a diet” thing? “Oh, I’m not hungry.” she said, but all my fries are gone, curly fries, my favorite. :)