Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 23, 2020

Watching the lawnmower is more fun than watching the lawn…

Hey, stuck in there for 5 months, she has to find something to do. Micromanaging you seems to work at the moment. Be patient, she’ll get bored with that too in a short while.

She can get out there with her scissors and help.

Oy

Like shaving, when no one sees behind your mask.

High 90s, hasn’t really rained in two months, I just cut the lawn for the first time in two months, yesterday.

I paid my lawn service to cut my dust this year. I get a good deal!

How can he hear her?

My spouse and I have a similar convo.

So far since late June I have cut my grass 1 time and only then because we had a thunderstorm that dumped about an inch of rain in about an hour.

I think I mowed my backyard three times last year, same this year so far. Not much growth when it’s dry for such long periods. Plus, only the guy next door can physically see our backyard and he doesn’t bother doing his very often either. :p

This is why, after a man retires, he spends his days telling his wife how she could do things more efficiently around the house.

Easy solution… go into the house, grab something cold to drink, tell her “it’s all yours. YOU finish it,” and sit down, and watch something stupid, on television.

She’s simply bored and looking for ways to amuse herself.