The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 28, 2020

Still better than the alternative.

He should talk to Dr. Gray. I hear he’s the picture of health.

Any word from Chip Samson on why The Born Loser has been in daily reruns the last 3 weeks?

If you live long enough, you’re going to die.

There is a cure for getting older. I don’t think its what you’re looking for though.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Be careful what you ask for, Ted.

Oh but there is a remedy. A lasting one. You’ll never age another day. Try it…you might just like it.

Actually there is a cure for it. Death.

Unfortunately, mandatory.

I do not want a cure for growing old myself. I simply want a cure for being foolish as I grow old.

You don’t realize you’re old until you’re there!

Life is a terminal condition.

There is one cure uncle Ted. Apparently your finger nails keep growing though.

I’m not old, I’m just "youth-deficient.

When your already old it’s to late for the only cure.