The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 30, 2020

She’s his MIL.

And you have a pointed head.

As the late great Southern Comedian Jerry Clower once described: "You got furniture disease your chest just fell into your drawers.

And YOU, Ms. Gargle, (to paraphrase Mae West) “used to be Snow White but you drifted!” ;P

She’s sitting in his chair and talking smack. She has to shop at an outdoor supply, you don’t see him lambasting the old bat.

For most people the progression goes from having a six pack when young, then ending up with a keg when older.

Wedded bliss

Don’t ask about his barrel organ! :-o

Is she wearing his shoes?

And she happens to be called a hag

not ashamed, just sad

He’s just short for his weight!

Blame it on gravity.

A barrel gut looks better on Brutus than it does on you, Gargoyle…

There’s a saying, “You can tell a man is on the level when his bubble is in the middle.”

I can’t argue with her, and I resemble that, but apparently she doesn’t have any mirrors at her house. And I can understand why should wouldn’t.

I was thinking barrel butt…

sigh..Gravity’s a bish

Mother Gargle sure has a mean sense of humor! Poor Brutus!

And with that, I’d call her a cab and let her know from now on, her daughter would be coming to see her instead of her coming to visit.

She ought to know.

I don’t like Ramona body shaming Brutus it offends me very much.