Don’t worry, as soon as the doors close I’m gonna cut the fart I have been holding back for the last twenty minutes. I’m almost positive it will kill anything.
Reminds of the guy who barreled into the waiting room of the doctor’s office yesterday without a mask – completely ignoring the large sign right inside the door saying masks are required past this point. He tried to fight off the nurse offering him a mask. Fortunately he wasn’t going to get past her without one.
sevaar777 over 4 years ago
Yeah, sure…
Imagine over 4 years ago
It didn’t follow you. It clung to you and then you spread it. The virus thrives on complacency but stupidity helps it spread like wildfire.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Even if he breathes through the hole in the back of his head, that ain’t likely.
scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Only thing missing MAGA hat !
manlion1andrew over 4 years ago
Got mine.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Ask me about my gullibility!
DaveQuinn over 4 years ago
Must live in Florida or North Carolina.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
He released his breath through clenched teeth.
Bex Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yeah, right. I’ve heard that before. “I keep my immune system optimized by eating clean whole food, so there is no way the virus will infect me.”
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Don’t worry, as soon as the doors close I’m gonna cut the fart I have been holding back for the last twenty minutes. I’m almost positive it will kill anything.
RAGs over 4 years ago
Don’t worry, he’s only a demon looking women to seduce in their sleep.
tabby over 4 years ago
Reminds of the guy who barreled into the waiting room of the doctor’s office yesterday without a mask – completely ignoring the large sign right inside the door saying masks are required past this point. He tried to fight off the nurse offering him a mask. Fortunately he wasn’t going to get past her without one.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
He used his ‘no entry’ sign.
clarrywat Premium Member over 4 years ago