Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 30, 2020

good try, alien

Yep Lio….earth stinks right now.

The world isn’t big enough for two invasions.

They head off for Beta Canaris 9, only to find that the Bugblatter beasts of Traall 4 are already there and are aware of their sight problems!

And Lio saves at least the Earth part of the universe.

A little speaking at the end.

Looks like the alien heard of “War of the Worlds”…

He better self isolate before returning to his planet!

Hey it worked in H G Well’s “War of the Worlds”. The aliens could not handle native pathogens.

Took the bark out of that dog.

Where can I subscribe to the “Newsy Times”?

Ugh! You stepped on Earth? Go have your boots cleaned and burned!

Maybe they should have read “War of the Worlds” before showing up.

Take me to your leader! Boy, can you imagine how that would go?

At last! A (very tiny) upside to the pandemic.

2020 is good for something.

Does Lio have a-lien on his property?

Ah shoot, they forgot about the three week self-quarantine.

Maybe they’d have more luck on Vogon.

Maybe that’s why aliens have never visited — Earth’s so f*cked up, they don’t want to go near it!

Lio, you saved us.

That’s a No No

come back after the plural zone has done it’s work