Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for July 30, 2020

Who’s to say that some urban explorers didn’t run across the money while rummaging through the building?

Partners in crime

Gosh, how I wish Coney would bite his stupid tongue just once!

Seriously, he’s more of a buffoon than Shaky was.

Team Tracy needs to step things up or the strip is doomed!

Meanwhile, over in that other strip, Deth and Tracy are shaking things up! Though, are they being used as pawns?

No chance that “too many of his old mob” would have taken it, right? Honor among thieves and all that?

Good morning™, meats of the matter !

What a team. These guys are all bluster and no millions. Your cheap retread tire scheme is coming apart, guys. Better hurry up.

Good morning™, scaredy cats and mice!

Dethany does not scare easily. Have you seen the way she dresses? Did you know she’s getting married on Halloween? Scares are some of her fave things. You’re going to have to try a different tactic on her. Scaring her away just isn’t going to work.

From the looks of things they haven’t checked the walls or perhaps the floors and foundation.

I don’t think Viller was stupid….he probably did something inventive this clown operation of Coney’s isn’t smart enough to think of.

So Wilson is in cahoots! Sigh… I suppose my never-ending quest for just one honest millionaire businessman continues…

I think the notion that Stooge Villar left millions hidden in a warehouse is the same as finding out Al Capone’s vault was empty leaving Garaldo red faced. : )

Besides, if Villar’s men knew the boss hid millions there dont you think they found it already?

At this point, it must be the warehouse itself!!!

Exposition recap!

Sure it’s there – it it wasn’t eaten by rats or bugs, or rotted away after getting wet from a leak in the roof, or… happens to be counterfeit.

So you can’t find it, and “TOO MANY” of his old MOB FRIENDS knew he kept his millions there? Huh…

And too many people still think the Earth is flat – what’s your point?

i think it’s in one of the pillars they keep showing

“Too many of his old mob”… seriously?!?!?!?! Shouldnt they all be dead fish dead by now.. or at LEAST in assisted living?

I know, I know… Tracytime is different than real life but COME FREAKIN’ ON!!!!

Pleeeze—Enough ‘talking heads’. How ’bout some action!

The Boss and Fat Archie, too bored to discuss anything they haven’t already covered five times over, decide to kill time by playing Movie Quotes

1-BOSS: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE…” FAT ARCHIE: A Few Good Men. “What we have here, is a failure…” BOSS: Cool Hand Luke…

2-…”I’ll make him an off…” FAT ARCHIE: Godfather. ♪♪♫…Like does he have a car? ♪♪♫ BOSS: Oh, so musicals are on the table, eh? No problem. Grease!…

3-…”Uh, uh, uh, uhhhhhhhhhh!”

FAT ARCHIE: Deep Throat? Behind The Green Door?

BOSS: HA! I win! It’s from Steele Magnolias – when Shelby dies! Loser!

FAT ARCHIE: I CALL BS!

BOSS: Well, I call it a win! So…ummm…what now?

FAT ARCHIE: Famous punch lines! “I bet that made his putter stand up on end!”

BOSS: Easy. Johnny Carson to Arnie Palmer’s wife when she said she kisses his balls for luck. Try this one: "Wrecked him? Nearly killed him! "FAT ARCHIE:* Yeah, yeah. Teacher telling kid to say Rectum instead of a**hole. I’m bored…

The one place it won’t be.

“We may be on borrowed time…”

Not only that but the loan is being called in.

So, Wilson and Coney are on pretty much the same page regarding the alleged Viller Treasure. One would think that Wilson is in a position to bring more intensity to bear in the search as proprietor, if not owner, of the old warehouse until the legal dispute between Ms. Trellis and Fastrack Inc. on one side versus Coney and Wilson Properties on the other is resolved, without drawing Tracy any further into the picture….

Everybody knew about it so it must still be there. Huh?