Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 29, 2020

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    i_am_the_jam  over 4 years ago

    “…It’s where you want us to build the nest…”

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    I’ll bet he bought that beak at Amazon.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Size does matter!

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Kissy kissy kissy!

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Although toucan live as cheaply as one.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 4 years ago

    “Marvin, dear… all you eat is Froot Loops! There, I said it…”

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pecker envy…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    At first, I tried to ignore your beak…

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    robolt  over 4 years ago

    Toucant

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    ncorgbl  over 4 years ago

    In Xavier Hollander’s first book, ’The Happy Hooker" she says, from a professional view, that men with big noses are better equipped.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Cyrano de Birdgerac

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    t jacobs  over 4 years ago

    you are gonna LOVE laying this egg!

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Toucan play at this game.

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Imagine her laying the eggs of his young…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    And the toucan is hardly the largest bird species.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    We’ll see about that when she can’t find shelter in therain

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