Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 23, 2020

That’ll do it every time.

Eat enough of it and you can replace the Brass Section of a Band! (Grin!)

Broccoli — no. But Brussels sprouts — a “full orchestra!!”

;-)

That’s not tweeting….that’s a TUBA size roar…

and if I’ve added a little cheese and garlic to the broccoli – OH YEAH!! my tweets can be heard around the world!

He doesn’t know beans about this subject.

If you don’t know the difference between tweet and toot you can’t play in the band!

Twitter, Tooter, toil and twouble …

Tummy burn, and anus bubble … etc.

Pull my finger and I’ll send ya a tweet.

Something smells about this.

“Oh Professor, you’re full of whimsy!” “Can you tell from over there? I’m always that way after I eat radishes.”

With cheese

that’s toot not tweet

I’d hardly call it a tweet.

Send out this dispatch toot-tweet.