Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 27, 2020

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    codycab  over 4 years ago

    Ask Sue about jellyfish.

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    Averagemoe  over 4 years ago

    Yeah, well I think there’s freaky robotic claw thing that comes out of my furnace and tries to pull me in. Or at least, it did until I proved too elusive and it starved.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    sea cucumbers control the Pentagon… how original

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sue has been avoiding her meds?

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    Jungle Empress  over 4 years ago

    I knew those sea cucumbers were the ones truly in charge. The lizard people are merely decoys!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sue? Si.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Sue seems to be a couple of bricks short of a full load, but in a nice way! :D

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    boneroller42  over 4 years ago

    Sea Cucumbers? Naa. It’s the Spiders from Mars that control the Pentagon. Sea Cucumbers control the NRA.

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    trainnut1956  over 4 years ago

    Oh, come on. EVERY good whacko conspiracy theorist KNOWS that it is the Queen of England and the Pope that controls EVERYTHING. Also that the earth is flat.

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    AlexShin1  over 4 years ago

    Sue is the reason why basic education’s essential.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sue is full of surprises. Stevie will learn to appreciate her.

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    Tigressy  over 4 years ago

    Secretly?!?

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 4 years ago

    They don’t?!

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    scyphi26  over 4 years ago

    Sea cucumbers, eh? Well, that couldn’t be any worse than the reality…

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    Tallguy  over 4 years ago

    Phht. Nothing secret about that.

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Balderdash! Everyone knows that the Pentagon is controlled by the Zionists. And the Federal Reserve is controlled specifically by the Rothchilds. Sheesh!

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    Everybody know cats rule everything. The sea cucumbers have spread the virus to stop people from poisoning the oceans.

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    alien011  over 4 years ago

    That would explain so much…

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Silly Sue: it’s the Red Lectroids from Planet 10 who run the Pentagon…

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    NWdryad  over 4 years ago

    Sue may be righter than she knows.

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    dogday Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No, no; it’s not the Pentagon that the sea cucumbers control. It’s ANOTHER building in DC. (Sorry, sea cucumbers!)

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    Firestar  about 3 years ago

    No…how weird!

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  5 months ago

    Except acoutic guitars and punk rock don’t really go together.

    And she may not be too far off on the sea cucumber thing! :p

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