Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 08, 2020

He’s putting a bad spin on this news.

The sharp kids grow up to be tops.

Kids that enjoy tops also enjoy precess.

Yet somehow I keep seeing these ads for forever tops.

Tell that to that baseball card company.

Let’s see the toy company’s PR department spin this around!

This is at the top of the news?

Not the best spin doctor I’ve ever seen.

But for Jewish people, they are called “DRIEDELS”.

Some tops are lamé.

Obviously spoken by one who never could spin a Top on the palm of his hand or on his finger tip.

Hey! “Tops” is a superlative for a reason.