B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 08, 2020

They say silence is golden.

Also Time… we spend as little amounts of Time together as we can! ;)

Well, male ants live for a little while anyway.

Is that coffee… or something stronger?

True. I stopped communicating and we haven’t argued for months.

Better get a second opinion on that one!

My wife and I have been married so long, that we ran out of things to fight about.

Some things are better left unsaid…..

Strother Martin is on the phone …

My man and I have been together long enough and tuned into each other deeply enough that we don’t need much communication. He knows “The Look” : D

I’m sorry but I’m thinking that sounds about right. A bad silence beats a good argument every time.

Well my antenna design training says he’s on the wrong frequency.

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ” – Henny Youngman

Brilliant! This could have been written by Hart or Myron Cohen!

And absence makes the heart grow fonder. That’s why I’m here, growing fonder all the time.

One time I didn’t speak to my wife for 18 months. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has actually taken place.

Where’s my cymbal goddammit?!?