Ben by Daniel Shelton for July 30, 2020

Send that thing back. It doesn’t match your mustache.

IT’S ALIVE!

What is that tribble doing there?

But Olivia, you just did try it on and never had to leave home. Now use the free return label to send it back.

Amazon’s Prime Wardrobe. Order two different sizes and return the one that doesn’t fit within 7 days. You only get charged for what you keep.

I remember being surprised awhile back when I started shopping for clothes in my local stores again. I’d had it with ordering online only to find it didn’t fit. Then they tell me I can’t try anything on in the stores either. I understand their reasons though. It’s still better than buying from a picture IMHO.

Fess Parker called. He wants his hat back.

She must have ordered from Blair. Everything is at least one-size too big, even the things that are supposed to fit loose. If a top is “blousy,” I order two sizes down from what I normally would get and then MAYBE it will fit.

The personal touch often does seem more practical.

Haha