Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 27, 2011

Is there anything connected with Carmen that is not objectionable to Poncho?!

It’s not Carmen’s fault. Poncho’s assuming that he is the alpha male and has some say in the situation. Now the vacuum cleaner has taught him otherwise.

Ohhhhh the Irony…..

At least it cleared his nose, yah?

… and here’s your very own ‘early traumatic experience’, Poncho!

This is too much :)

What is Chazz trying to do? Vacuum Poncho’s nose? Talk about traumatic.

Chazz once again maneuvers through life without a clue.

Might as well get all the traumatic experiences done with all in one day.

What the.. Why would Chazz even do that??

That sucks!

Poor Poncho…clutzy Chazz…

Obviously, Chazz is showing off to Carmen, pretending that he knows how to operate a vacuum cleaner. He has already lied to her about loving her cats…now he is going to be caught in the lie that he will clean up after his dog.

Poor pooch! Our cat is also terrified of vacuums… runs and hides under the bed if she even catches a glimpse of it, running or not.

here we go

That was just downright cruel and/or accidental. Poor pup.

Poncho, always sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.

^ No risk of that happening again, now that his nose is in the vacuum cleaner bag…

(One of his brother’s ears and tail fell off – I wonder how well attached Poncho’s nose it!)

Bite the hell out of that vaccum Poncho

and now, ladies and gentleman, a new innovative way to blow your nose and have an extremely traumatic experience at the exact same time

Nothing more traumatic than a little game of “Got Your Nose”

Shame on you, Chazz!

At least Poncho won’t have any boogers.

OK, but how does this explain the billion other dogs?

racial memory?