Monty by Jim Meddick for August 15, 2020

I don’t see her in a bikini either.

Six months at sea does things to a man.

That guy’s been doing a lot of drugs.

I do not want to know what scientists are into too.

It doesn’t look like Monty is stuck on the rocks anymore.

Gills; ask to see her gills.

I agree. Had to look it up but dugong apparently were in the Mediterranean but are now extinct there…I have a hard time with the idea the ancient Greeks could make that mistake.

To Monty, this conversation is seductive.

Authentic mermaid tells off “scientists”! You go, Sweet Fins! We readers of Monty all know Monty and scientists are full of it….

The mermaid reminds me of Wanda Sykes

She looks like she might be a black mermaid. Never seen that before either. But they do have ’em in Africa https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid#Africa

Still hearing Fran Drescher.

A little more understandable if you remember that in ancient times only the elite were well fed so a lady with a robust build was hot.

Of course, she’s not buying it. It’s only in the B.C. strip where shells are valid currency.

Read/listen to Gordon Bok’s ‘Peter Kagan and the Wind’. He talks of the seal people.

Maybe he crashed on Sedgwick’s island

Where’s the Sunday edition?

That’s why I love Monty.

Score one for the scientists. A sailor who had been out to sea for six months without seeing a female, would think the rock looked alluring.

Heck it’s even happened to Monty before! August 26, 2012 lol

Whither Sunday’s strip…?

That’s yesterday’s comic!

And on that note, our story ends. Monty was never heard from again. Only an overturned kayak and a pair of Walmart shorts were ever found.

Where’s today’s strip (Aug. 16)?

8/16/2020 Where’s Sunday’s strip?

Hello; Sunday? Have you succumbed to the Siren Song?

On the old Fat Albert show Bill Cosby uses to say (if your not careful you may learn something before it’s done) you had to watch that Bill