Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 05, 2020

Poor George.

Sniff

It could be worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoff_crab

Technically the raccoon shrank you down a bit so you could fit in frame.

George that “Sniff” reminds me of a dog smelling it’s own butt …..

The name Tyranosaurus rex means “Tyrant Lizard King”. Dinosaur means “Terrible lizard”.

And Lewis and Fry think they are Creators!

No, God didn’t make you. You’re older than 7,000 years. God only made the stuff that’s younger than that. The stuff that was around when God showed up got grandfathered in.

So. God is a Squirrel with an over-active imagination, hyped up on energy drinks. Some how, it all makes sense, now.

NEVER SAY WORSE!!!…IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE! (lift of the lid to Bill Cosby)

You are missing the key word, George. You are KING!!

Yeah, people are scared of you, George.

No, I think Lewis and Fry may have had a hand in it this time, George.

Don’t you worry, we know you are precious, no matter what silly scientists say.

Focus on the “king” part.

I thought Jim Morrison of the Doors was the Lizard King.

Don’t show George the absurdly complex evolutionary tree leading up to the t. rex.

“I’m just as god made me.” — “I know. Science is cruel.” should be in Non-Sequitur

Don’t cry, George, you’ll always be awesome to me:)