Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 11, 2020

Caught red-handed.

Just call him Lefty.

A Louse Trap.

I was wondering where that got to!

Don’t forget, Jessica Rabbit had a bear trap concealed in her dress.

Can’t argue with that!

I do not go into people’s handbags. (I carry a messenger bag … )

No one should go into a woman’s purse without her permission.

Andy Capp?

Something like this was done in one of Sean Connery’s James Bond films; he had a really powerful trap hidden in his inside jacket pocket, and someone stuck his hand right into it while searching him. I think it was in “Diamonds Are Forever”, but I’m not 100% certain of that.

I’m hesitant to go into my wife’s purse even with permission. This goes back to the fact that mother is an artist whose purse, actually it was more of a bag, contained sharpened pencils, a tape measure, sketch pad, and other items she would find useful when in a waiting room. Reaching in her bag was to risk potential injury.

Caught a rat.

He’s lucky. She gave the guard alligator the night off.

If only they could figure out a way to do that to guard the taxpayer’s money in Illinois!