Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 14, 2020

Wait a second! I don’t remember being introduced to Aunty Acid! (Smirk!)

The grump is back.

I was married to one for a couple of years.

No. They usually make it hurt a little lower down.

Yes. Yes I have.

I met a human hemorrhoid.

I usually manage to head them off before they make me ache, Aunty!

I married one once…

A lot less, now that I’m socially distancing. . .

Yes. Too many times, too many places.

More times than I can count :(

Hi, Aunty! ☺

I work with one.

>Backing up slowly< No. NOOOO!

But at least he can remember what city he’s in.

I was married to one!

I have met the walking migraine, and it is you.

I met two of them today! I work in retail. Pray for me…

I live with it.

He’s currently living in the White Man’s House in Washington, District of Corruption.